A delicious photo of Coco Rocha, a fashion model for Vogue magazine. I should’ve wore this costume to the Halloween party last night. (via bohemea)
We shouldn’t forget that John & Edward’s transcendent performance of Oops … I Did It Again on Saturday was an all-time X Factor high point. It was utterly majestic. If you want to look at it from a technical level there might have been one or two timing and pitch issues - but it wasn’t a performance that should be picked apart on a technical level. It should be spiritually absorbed in one go. And, taken like that, it was life-changing. It was the sort of performance that, if it was projected on to the side of the moon, would stop all global conflict and unite mankind in an instant. Honestly, by the time John and Edward decided to include the song’s romantic spoken-word interlude in their performance, you could almost hear the nation’s Sky+ boxes simultaneously burst into flames from overuse.
It was perfect. John and Edward are perfect. They’re head and shoulders above everyone else on this year’s show. The campaign to make John and Edward win X Factor starts here. Who’s with me?
Anyone? No?
Stuart Heritage with a few acidic words in The Guardian. It’s wonderful that John and Edward inspire ‘think pieces’ in a major British newspaper.
Hysterical clip of British Reality TV series X Factor.
I saw Iva Lamkum perform with Sola Rosa at the New Zealand Music Awards ‘09. She reminds me of Billie Holiday.
I went with Jayson Kingsbeer to the Vodafone New Zealand Music Awards ‘09. He should’ve been the official photographer.
Beth Ditto is an Icon of our Generation. I want to win a Nobel Peace Prize for my outspoken views on sizeism.
Lady GaGa performs Poker Face in the BBC Live Lounge.
Strong Bad explains the difference between Indie and Independent Films.
A series of Livejournal chats between two Twilight lolfans who reimagine the Cullens for their own lulzy purposes. I was in tears reading this. So funny.
There are more posts if you go here and click through: http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/tag/creative:+growing+up+cullen
I added Lewis to the wrong chat. It was awkward.
Click through to see what I linked to.
- Sue Sylvester: Let me be frank. Your husband is hiding his keelboss on a Hickory Farm's gift basket that doesn't belong to you.
- Terri Schuester: What? With who?
- Sue Sylvester: Guidance Counselor. A real floozy and a maneater. She wears creepy brooches like the kind my Nana was buried in. More tea!
- *Terri Schuester pours tea frantically.
- Sue Sylvester: It's the same old song. Wife puts on a couple of extra pounds.
- Terri Schuester: I'm pregnant.
- Sue Sylvester: Oh, that's no excuse. I've always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness. Me? I never wanted kids. Don't have the time. Don't have the uterus.
- Terri Schuester: Are you sure about this?
- Sue Sylvester: A woman always knows. Let me put it to you this way. If it's not a full blown affair. It's certainly heading in that direction. You need a machete to cut through the haze of lust that surrounds them.
- Terri Schuester: Oh god. What am I going to do?
- Sue Sylvester: I think you should pack up and move out of the district. Unless you want to loose your husband to a mentally ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bushbaby.
- Terri Schuester: If you're absolutely sure about this. Do you have have proof?
- Sue Sylvester: Get into that school and sniff out those sex pheromones for yourself. We happen to have an opening. Our school nurse Mrs. Lancaster is in a coma. Oh, she took a terrible tumble down the stairwell yesterday.
- Cut To: Sue Sylvester tripping Mrs. Lancaster on the stairwell. Mrs. Lancaster yelps and tumbles violently.
- Terri Schuester: I'm not qualified to be a school nurse. I work at Sheets 'N Things.
- Sue Sylvester: I'm not an American citizen. I was born in the Panama canal zone. But I managed to get a passport and run for office twice. My advice to you, if you wanna keep your husband, get creative.
A pornographic depiction of Disney Princes.
Pomplamoose covers September by Earth, Wind and Fire.
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The Arcade Fire - Wake Up.
Mad Max beyond the Where The Wild Things Are. When I heard this song during the trailers, I must admit I got a little indie boner. I love you, Spike Jonze. Just don’t break my heart like you did with Michelle Williams, Sofia Coppola, and Karen O.
